Curvy BBP looking for sugar daddy for a roll in the mud, maybe piglets

pig on the beach, at sunset
Pig at sunset

 

Ok, I actually had to spend a few minutes on Craigslist looking at the personals to try and figure out something witty for this. It occured to me that I have no idea what half the acronyms stand for. In looking through the personals, it also occurred tome that I’m VERY happy to be married and have a great home vs. being out on Craigslist looking for whatever is actually on there. So insert snarky joke about liking walks on the beach and slop by candlelight. I didn’t have the heart to look at the personals anymore.  A farmer I am, an comedy writer, I’m not.

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