One, for you boys out there, despite a cute outward appearance a farm girl will break you. Don’t mess with her.
Two, I may have helped her a little bit. For you boys out there. A farm girl has a dad that can do all that she wants done to a boy who broke her heart and is adept at making sausage from most any meat and will serve it to the nice police officers who stopped by to inquire as to your whereabouts.
The takeaway here is don’t mess with farm girls.