Krispy Kreme doughnuts?!

Breakfast of Krispy Kreme doughnuts and chocolate milk
The kids, having a completely non-healthy breakfast

If you’ve read our blog any amount of time, you know that we are way over the top on nutrition, especially as it concerns our kids. So what gives with the above picture? Was this a proof-of-life pic from their kidnappers? A photoshopped picture to torture SWMBO?

Nope, it’s just a breakfast out with dad. You see, before I learned about nutrition and began farming seriously, I ate all the things that “normal” people ate. While most of that food is gladly in my past, there are some foods that are a treat and we indulge on rare occasions. Well, not rare if it’s ice cream. Being from North Carolina, Krispy Kreme doughnuts, specifically when the “Hot Doughnut Now” sign is on, is one of those treats. I mentioned to my girls something about doughnuts and through conversation realized that while I’d take Spork when he was about 6, I’d never exposed my girls to the horrible goodness that is a warm Krispy Kreme doughnut. I told them I’d take them someday and proceeded about the rest of my day.

The next morning I received a phone call while standing in the pasture from The Princess, asking me where I was and when we were leaving for Krispy Kreme. Since Justin had an entire couple of days of experience under his belt, I left him to run the farm and took the kids to Krispy Kreme for a doughnut.

Making doughnuts at Krispy Kreme
Seeing doughnuts made is a treat at a real Krispy Kreme location.

The kids (and even I) got a hot doughnut and had a large time talking to the other patrons and watching the doughnuts go through the machine, visible through the glass in the store. Justin managed not to kill himself and the farm was ok when we got home. All in all it was a morning well spent.

Just in case you’re wondering, Spork and I both felt queasy after eating a doughnut. Apparently we aren’t cut out for this much sugar and carbs anymore. The girls seemed to be ok. I figure we’ll go back again when they are dating, which should be in about 30 years. 🙂

Also, as you can tell by the pictures of Justin in other posts, he needs to eat something more than he does. We sent him home with some produce from the market, some grape juice from the pressing, and the rest of the dozen doughnuts. I turn 70 pound calves into 1100 pound cows. Surely I can get some meat on Justin before his internship is up.

Grapes!

Grapes, ready for harvest
Grapes, ready for harvest

Today we harvested our Muscadine grapes that grow here on our farm. When I moved to the farm in 1980, the grape vines were already here and were already very old. Over time they were neglected and nearly died off but a few years ago we rehabilitated the vines, built new trellises and began a multi-year process of bringing them back into production. This year was our first payoff year and today we harvested our 2014 grape harvest.

Eating grapes
What’s the most important part of picking grapes? Eating them!

We had lots of help with our grapes. All three kids, SWMBO, Dustin, and Justin were all on hand to pick grapes. A goodly portion went to pay the help but we still managed to harvest a heavy load.

Wildflower and The Princess, picking grapes
Wildflower and The Princess, picking grapes
Spork had his own way of getting to the grapes.
Spork had his own way of getting to the grapes.
Dad did his share of picking.
Dad did his share of picking.
Spork and our haul of grapes. At least what was left after everyone snacked.
Spork and our haul of grapes. At least what was left after everyone snacked. We had about 3 bushels, not counting the scuppernong grapes we also picked.
Apple press, being used as a grape press.
Apple press, being used as a grape press.

Remember the apple press? We realized that with this many grapes, we needed a larger press to handle the volume. The apple press we had restored was made for volume so we pressed it into service as a grape press.

The girls working the press.
The girls working the press.
We all got a workout on the press, Justin maybe most of all.
We all got a workout on the press, Justin maybe most of all.

It took three of us to work the press most of the day. But then we had the idea of tie the press to the gator, so that it was anchored securely and we could concentrate on just cranking the press down. Worked like a champ and we made good progress after our rope work.

Of course, the kids continued to help.
Of course, the kids continued to help.
Everyone had their fill of grapes today.
Everyone had their fill of grapes today.

The final result? Four gallons of grape juice, plus 10 gallons of hulls in the two fermenters starting to percolate away. And some sticky, happy children.

NC Cattleman’s Association comes to our farm

NC Cattleman's association meeting
50 people, representing 5 counties.

On Friday we hosted a pasture walk for the NC Cattleman’s Association. We were expecting about 20 people but when the buses started arriving we had over 50 for the tour. So many that it was tough to keep everyone together and to be heard by everyone as I explained what we do and how we do it.

I spent some time showing where we’d repaired our pasture with the help of Wake County Soil and Water. Fortunately everything was holding nicely and growing well so we had something that looked good to show off.

Everyone was very nice and asked really good questions. It was an honor to host the Cattleman’s Association meeting. I just wish I’d have more time to visit with people and to learn more about what they did in the rest of the meeting.

Introducing our new intern, Justin.

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This weekend our newest intern, Justin, began working with us on the farm. Justin comes to us with lots of experience in crop production but he is brand new to large animals and mechanization which makes this a perfect internship for him as most of what he’s doing is learning new skills.

As you can see above, the cows were awfully interested in who this new guy was. Of course, they are always interested in anybody who is moving them to fresh grass and bringing them food.

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Justin had a few lessons on operating our John Deere tractor and he’s already getting good at picking up produce at the farmer’s markets. Pretty soon he’ll be an old hand at all this farm work. He’s yet to work with Miguel, so we’ll have to see if he can survive the hazing he’ll get there.

Justin also learned how to make chicken food from fresh produce. This is our fancy Craigslist find for grinding produce for the chickens.

We also spent some time on welding, grinding, moving cows, and home surgery. It was a busy first weekend of work. Learning to back the trailer was probably what we spent the most time on. Before the month is out, he’ll be backing around blind corners like a pro. You’ll get to see plenty more of Justin as the months go on.

400 total posts on our website

WordPress has a dashboard where you can see various summary information about your website. I noted today that my recent post was number 400 which is pretty impressive. I also noted that we are getting about 3000 views per month on the website. Considering this is a website about moo cows and pictures of poop, I thought that both metrics were pretty impressive. I know it’s just a random number that doesn’t mean anything, but hey….

A sociologist view of cooking at home, and my 1100 word rebuttal

A home cooked meal
A home cooked meal

This article was recently published on the struggles of cooking at home, mainly for low-income people but also a bit for middle class families. It’s an interesting article and one I appreciated reading. However I think some points were missed and they reflect how our view has changed over time.

In case you don’t hop over to the site and read the article, it basically talks about a study where the sociologist go and stay with a family and observe how they prepare food for the family. It deals with the struggles the mothers have in getting a meal on the table each day. With the complaints of the children and husbands who won’t eat the food they don’t recognize, with budget pressures, the high cost of healthy food, the time it takes to actually cook, etc. Basically it says that cooking, as prescribed by foodies like Michael Pollan, is fine if your one of the elite but for real people it doesn’t really work.

I think the research was well done. However I think their premise behind it, and the conclusions taken from it, are wrong. The take away is that cooking takes too much time and isn’t well received by the family. That mothers are expected to do too much and it’s not worth it in the end. That we need to focus on making healthier foods that can be purchased the way we purchase unhealthy food now. As if magically healthy food can be produced that is convenient and mass produced like food in a box is today.

Most of the people in the study who get the focus in the write up are at the poverty level. Someone at the poverty level is in a unique circumstance and has to be dealt with with unique solutions. Interestingly enough, one of the poverty level participants cooks at home because it saves money, which is the point of cooking at home. To paint cooking at home as unrealistic as a whole because someone has holes in the floor of their trailer and rats in the house is painting with a very broad brush. That’s akin to saying cooking at home is unrealistic because amputees can’t hold the pan and the spatula at the same time. If you’re in that dire of straights then we have bigger issues to tackle first.

I’ve mentioned before that my wife cooks nearly every meal we eat, pretty much every day. She is a stay at home mother because we are blessed to be able to afford it. However she is also a stay at home mother because we decided to live this way before we were even married. When we got married and she still worked, we put her sizable paycheck in a separate bank account from day one and never spent any of the money until we paid for a remodel of our house with it, in cash. We never adjusted our lifestyle to having two incomes because we knew it was a lot harder to come down than to stay down. We’ve lived on one income for the entire 13 years of our marriage. One basic premise of this article, not challenged at all, is that all these mothers are struggling because they have to work, even the middle-income mothers they studied. Folks, my wife made more money that I did for most of the time she worked. We have a wonderful life and are blessed, but we could easily ship our kids off to school and put the Mrs. back to work and have a lot more money. If you’re at the subsistence level, then I understand trying to make every dollar you can. But many people are not at the subsistence level and still both work. And have a nice house, and new cars, and go on vacations every year, etc. They also have debt up to their eyeballs and are on a path they can’t get off. It’s why Dave Ramsey is so popular because he helps people get out of debt. You can’t have the idyllic 50’s lifestyle but live the modern consumer debt lifestyle. Our parents and grandparents didn’t spend money the way we do.

So we’ve chosen to live like people before the 50s. So how does it work for us? We have our own beef, pork, and chicken that we raise ourselves readily in the freezer. We have a stay at home mother who has time to cook a meal and enjoys cooking. We have a budget that affords quality ingredients. So dinner time is blissful, right? Nope, not at all. Every single issue described in this writeup happens at our house every week. “I don’t like it! I won’t eat it!” is heard just about every meal. Mom is frazzled trying to get dinner done is probably 2/3rds of the time. “Food costs are hurting our budget” or “we can’t have that because it costs too much” is probably a few times per month. “I can’t make what I want because one of the ingrates (including me) won’t like it” happens routinely. Btw, I just get told to shut up and eat it. The shorter ingrates get worked around a bit more, but not much. We have the same EXACT issues as the people in this article and we have everything going for us. Your grandmother in the 50s had the same issues as well, you just can’t see it in the Norman Rockwell painting of your memory. Saying cooking isn’t realistic or is only for the elites because the kids don’t like new foods is just short-sighted and defeatist. No kid likes new food. Tough, get over it and eat the food or don’t. In my house, you don’t clear your plate, you don’t get dessert. That’s it, end of story. If you waffle and don’t eat it, dad will reach over and eat yours and now you don’t get a choice. Next time you’ll know better. Food doesn’t go to waste and nobody is going to listen to whining.

So we struggle through the exact same issues. Dinner is late, somebody is whining they don’t want to eat, we spend more money than we save I’m sure. What is the result? We eat together as a family every day. We laugh at the dinner table. I read the bible to my family every night which helps me even if nobody else is listening. I have complete control over what is going into my body. My kids know the difference between good food and bad. My middle daughter, and now my younger daughter are learning to cook. My son, who has no interest in cooking, sees that his dad does cook and that it’s normal. When he discovers girls, and that girls like to eat too, he’ll maybe take an interest in the business side of the kitchen. Is it worth all the trouble? Absolutely.

Come join Ninja Cow Farm and GoDaddy on a Google hangout tomorrow

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So I mentioned before that we were now sorta famous. Now it seems that we are moving beyond sorta famous and into, um, more famous(er). I’m not really good at fame, sorry.

Seriously though, GoDaddy has invited us to participate in a Google hangout with them, and another of their customers. It will be live from 4-5pm Eastern time tomorrow and the link to join the hangout is right here.

Come and heckle me as I make a fool of myself live for the internet to see. Supposedly about 100 people are attending the hangout already so it should be active. Or check in after the hangout to see the conversation in it’s recorded form. I know nothing about Google hangouts or being on camera, so I’m sure it will be entertaining for everyone except me.

My day on Saturday and #1 has a baby calf, #45.

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Yesterday when I went to move the cows, I found that #1 had had a new little calf. She’s a pretty little heifer and is already nursing which for our system is about the limit of our involvement in the birthing process, making sure the calf is nursing. It’s always a good day when we have a new calf on the farm but having another female Benjamin baby, off of another good mother, is an extra blessing because this will be another replacement heifer for our farm. In two years this little cow will be having cows of her own and our good blood lines will continue. I’ll update this blog post with her tag number once I tag her today.

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As promised, she’s number 45.

Saturday was an interesting day on the farm. My day started at 1:30am when I woke up from sleeping with Spork in his bed. I’d read another chapter of Name of the Wind to him and fallen asleep in his bed. Some stress over managing some of my stuff had pulled me out of sleep and unfortunately once I’m awake I’m done so I worked on the computer for a bit. Then at 3:30 I got up and did my workout till 5. I then milked our milk cow, fixed a broken paddock that the cows had destroyed, then moved the cows water, fly control, and mineral feeder. The cows themselves were already moved from when they broke the paddock. I then made and ate breakfast (my bacon, my eggs, my tomatoes, it doesn’t get any better!) then did some computer work till the sun came up. Once there was daylight, I fed the pigs and the chickens. Then I took our truck and trailer and made a run to an extra farmer at the farmers market who needed to get rid of avocados. This was someone Miguel had talked to and had already worked out the pickup. I was just the delivery driver. I was able to work on my horrible Spanish (comida pa puercos?) About 4-5000 pounds of avocados were loaded onto the trailer. You can see what we had below.

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Since I was already at the market, I picked up from my four regular farmers which was an entire truck load, all hand loaded and a lot of it heavy watermelons. I had to hurry to get everything done because when I got back I came back to the farm and met another blogger who interviewed me for an hour and a half while we conducted a farm tour. He was nice and I look forward to seeing what he writes up. I then went to meet a potential intern to interview him and instead ran into a deputy sheriff who was in the middle of a man-hunt which likely included my farm. Apparently there were deputies with K-9s searching my woods as we spoke looking for this guy. I got a description of the guy and then spent the next two hours locking down our houses, barns, and renters houses, and neighbors house who was out of town. At the end of two hours, I and my neighbor were the only one to see the fugitive but I couldn’t arrest. Shame too because I had him right in front of me and could have gotten him. However, good citizen or not I’m taking one for the team on that level unless he’s threatening me or mine. So I left the deputies to continue the manhunt (he got away completely) and went to grab lunch before Angie’s closed at 2. We got there about 1:50.

Once I got back from Angie’s, Dustin and I unloaded the avocados and took the rest of the truck load of food to the cows so they could have lunch. Once unloaded and damp from rain and sweat, we took the truck and trailer back to the two different farmers markets and picked up another full truck and trailer load of food and brought it back home after stopping back by Angie’s to pick up from her which we do six days a week. I also took some time to visit with my farmers and to deliver a present to one of my farmers that I’d made for him about a month ago. He was very happy so that was nice.

Once home, we took another look for our fugitive and then quickly showered and dressed to head over to White Deer Park to attend Miguel’s daughter’s birthday party.

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We showed up and were handed heaping plates of awesome food. Then SWMBO called and I discovered I hadn’t been listening closely when we’d talked before and I needed to be home at 6:30 so no fugitives would be in the house when she came home with the kids. We high tailed it back home, effectively eating and running out on the party which was very bad, but made it home a few minutes before the Mrs.

Dustin, SWMBO, and I then proceeded to share a bottle of mead and sit around the table discussing home school, politics, etc. SWMBO and Carter recreated a skit that had been done at Co-op about heraldry and they compared it to our modern symbols we use like the Nike swoosh. SWMBO scampered off to bed and Dustin, Spork and I played a partial game of Superfight before Dustin went home and I took Spork to bed where we watched a couple of YouTube video before I fell asleep.

Alas, today has started at 1:30 again since in all the above didn’t really solve anything that was keeping me stressed. But today is another day. My intern didn’t make his interview yesterday so I’m giving him a working interview today which means I’ll have some help and we only have to pick up from one market. We will have to feed a lot of food today though so the old back is going to have to keep at it another day. At least I was able to get my post done.

Getting a state inspection for meat handling, chicken processing, etc.

I’d had the chance to read an article published by CFSA about getting inspected to process chickens on farm under North Carolina’s farmer exemption. We get requests routinely for pasture raised chicken and have to turn people away because we don’t have any chicken beyond what we produce for ourselves and we haven’t been inspected for selling it yet.

Well yesterday we had a very nice man from NCDA come out and perform not only a chicken processing inspection but a meat handlers inspection as well. The entire process was very informative and very similar to how it was described in the article mentioned above. Turns out, the inspector was the same fellow who had worked with the farmer in the article and he was more than willing to spend time educating us on best practices and helping us through the regulatory process which turns out isn’t too bad at all. I’d avoided asking anyone from the government onto our farm for some time because I didn’t want the hassle or the trouble that can sometimes be associated with them. However after working with Wake County Soil and Water for the past few years, I’ve learned that our local government people are very encouraging of farmers and truly do want to help us and see us succeed. It doesn’t mean we don’t have to dot our Is and cross our Ts, but everything was straight forward and easy enough to handle. There certainly weren’t any gotchas in the process.

In hindsight I wish I had called the inspector in sooner, I’d have saved myself a lot of reading and worrying over things that in the end weren’t a big deal and didn’t apply to us anyway. The inspection is free and low stress. If you have not had your inspections performed, I recommend you reach out to the NCDA and get one set up.