Why dads aren’t allowed to dress children

There is SNOW on the ground!

Spork and I had to run the farm since everyone else couldn’t get here. But the girls, they were free to go sledding to their heart’s content. As Spork and I were coming in to get something from the house after the first round of feeding critters, the girls were gearing up and heading out. As we all met in the middle at the front door, the kids all got together and were joking around. I grabbed a quick picture.

Kids in crazy winter hats
A pack of crazy

All three are wearing something weird on their heads. Spork is wearing my blaze orange fedora, the one with ear covers for when it’s cold.

The Princess is wearing a crazy mohawk toboggan thing complete with fluffy dangly bits. I bought this for her. I think it was supposed to be like a roman helmet.

Wildflower is wearing a bearded viking hat. Yes, you read that correctly. Here is what it looks like.

Yes, of course I bought this one too.

Now in my defense, I did not dress these kids. They did this all on their own. I may have…enabled them. But that’s not quite the same. 

But as I look at this picture, I notice a bit of contrast. 

Here is a better shot. 

Here is a mother’s handiwork. Matching clothes. Perfect light. Hair fixed. Cute.

Kids in crazy winter hats

And here is a fathers work. Exactly the same order as the picture in the background. Completely crazy. Completely lovable.

However, this is evidence why fathers are not supposed to handle dressing the kids.

Winter weather store hours

With the weather that is forecast, we don’t know exactly how things will pan out. We are getting calls this morning asking if we’ll be open. The answer for today (Friday) is, I’m going to plan on being here around 10am till 2pm. If you want to come early, come on and get your goodies.

If it’s as bad as the picture above on Saturday, we’ll probably be closed. No sense making the girls sit in the store by themselves with no customers. But IF you are able to get here, we will all be here so just call me (the number is on the door) and I’ll send the girls over to check you out. It’s no problem.

Just look out for kids sledding past on the road.

So in summary – Friday 10am till 6pm
Saturday – Depends on the weather. But we can meet you regardless.

A cool new product in the store

yates mill pond 1890s

A while back, I was approached by a board member of the Yates Mill Pond grist mill located at the Historic Yates Mill Pond Park. This mill has been in operation since the 1700s and with its restoration and refit in the 2000s is now once again making corn meal.

What I didn’t realize is that they make enough corn meal to actually sell a bit. Not much, mind you. The mill is operated as part of a historic park so this isn’t a production mill, but an educational mill. However it does produce some excellent corn meal as part of its operation. I guess I really didn’t think about where that corn meal went after it was produced but it turns out a few small operators are given the opportunity to buy from the mill so that the corn meal finds a home on someone’s table.

After multiple efforts, we have become one of those locations and now proudly carry Yates Mill corn meal in our store. This is fantastic because Yates Mill is about 4 minutes from here. My kids have been there countless times as tourists. Now we are bringing a bit of that local history home with us.

The 2 lb bags are $5.00 per bag, which is exactly what you’d pay at the mill itself. We carry both yellow and white corn meals and will keep them in stock for your corn bread needs. I’m sure Lucy will be whipping up some recipe ideas that she’ll post on our new recipe page.

You’ve visited the new recipe page, right?

We are moving all of the old recipes over to the new format. This new format allows you to adjust the recipe for the number of people you are feeding before you print. You can also print out proper recipe cards to make it easier in the kitchen. And you can also submit your own recipes, which we would love to host.

Happy New Years from Ninja Cow Farm

Yes it’s raining. But at least it’s not SNOWING!

2017 has begun, as has your hangover I’m sure. We thank you for a successful 2016 and look forward to continuing to bring you the best proteins in NC in 2017.

Something new, hand made scarves made by the girls

The Princess modeling her scarf- featured image orientation

The girls are nothing if not hard working. First, they work in the store every Saturday. Then they have an additional business baking chocolate chip cookies that they sell to me, for sale in the store. But even with all that they do, and with all of our wonderful customers, they aren’t busy 100% of the time.

I came down to the store to check on them one day recently and they informed me that they were going to start making scarves.

The girls, chatting and working.
The girls, chatting and working.

They were all excited and asked if they could sell them in the store? Hand made scarves, made by cute girls, on-site and to order?! Heck yeah!

Not because we’ll make money. But because they had decided to strike out on their own and create a new business. The girls have taken their own money and bought the yarn and the tools and they are making them in their free time either at work or at home. I couldn’t be prouder.

Between the start of this thing and Christmas, they were slammed just trying to get scarves made for people for presents. But today I can officially announce the scarf business to everyone. The scarves range from $20-30 dollars, depending on the yarn, length, etc. I was at Cabelas the other day and saw a factory made scarf, in the bargain cave, for $19.99 so I know they aren’t over charging. In fact I think they are under charging but they get so excited when one sells that I’d prefer to keep them moving .

The latest scarves for sale, all hand made
The latest wares for sale, all hand made

So far, everyone has been super excited about what they’ve purchased and has reported being very warm and fashionable. They are making scarves for stock and are also making them custom order.

On Saturdays, the girls now get together at work in a knitting circle and work in between customers. It’s pretty awesome to see. Remember, this was all their idea.

Not all kids are addicted to video games and have no social skills. All the money is going into the bank for cars at 16, college, etc. These girls remind me of grandmothers of old. Hard working, smart, talented, and in the know.

The Princess, modeling her new scarf
The Princess, modeling her new scarf

I hope I can be like them when I grow up.

 

Transplanting pigs organs into humans is imminent?

Horse sleeping standing up

This article just popped up on my feed.

Forget blood type. Soon we’ll be able to transplant organs from different species

This has little to do with farming in that these pigs will be VERY special. As in cloned perfectly grown pigs harvested for their organs. I doubt the meat will even be used, which is sad really. But I hate to think what the feeding program will be for these guys. Anybody ever lived off of hospital food? Ugh. But I bet the organs will be perfect. Pigs are a great human analog and if people who need transplants can get them from pigs, without rejection, this could be a tremendous game changer. A pig is well sized in a year meaning organs can be produced in VERY short order. Imagine the hundreds of thousands of people waiting on the miracle of an organ transplant suddenly being able to get their life giving organ.

Is it sad for the pig. Yep. But if it is your Aunt Edna who needs a kidney to live, I doubt you’ll care quite as much about the pig. Just remember, the way it works now for Aunt Edna to get her kidney is that somebody else has to die. And die in a very specific way. Then a team of surgeons and nurses has to be flown in the middle of the night to go and harvest these organs while the donor family is still outside grieving. Then they are whisked back to their hospital, with the organ in a cooler, where the organ is transplanted into the recipient.

I've held someone's heart, in a cooler EXACTLY like this.
I’ve held someone’s heart, in a cooler EXACTLY like this. If even said Igloo on the side.

I used to fly these flights back when I was flying before and hauled doctors and organs around. Nobody slept. Everyone was uncomfortable and rushed. The worst weather I’ve ever flown through was on one of these flights. You started at 7pm usually and ended about 4am. You had ZERO notice that you’d be going that night so of course you haven’t slept or prepared. I’ve seen surgeons, who’d just removed organs from a donor and who were about to transplant a heart into a recipient, sleeping STANDING UP unsupported.

Horse sleeping standing up
I swear this is what the surgeon looked like

The guy had probably already been up 36 hours and was about to conduct a multi-hour surgery that was impossible a decade or two ago. He might have been operating on you, beyond fatigued. What do you think the odds are of him making a mistake? It was superhuman that these surgeons did what they did and still do it today to save our lives.

What if, instead, he could order a heart from the supplier, have it here say, next Tuesday. Does Tuesday work for you? Ok, 9am on Tuesday. We’ll get that new heart in and you’ll be good to go after recovery. Everyone plans. Everyone is rested. And you didn’t wait an extra 18 months thinking you may die at any moment.

That’s a pretty big deal.

Have you ever played that game where you find X number of things wrong in a picture?

How many can you spot in this one?

  1. She’s walking a pig. Now that’s not really “wrong” but goodness, it is not your normal everyday thing. Can you imagine looking out of your kitchen and seeing that going on outside?
  2. I can only describe what the pig is wearing as some sort of girdle. That shirt is way too tight to be flattering. I mean the blue color is nice and goes well with the pigs eyes but come on. She’s a porker. Go up a size on the shirt and let the pig take a breath occasionally.
  3. I’ll never understand women’s fashion. It’s cold. It’s snowing. Even the pig is wearing clothes. But this lady has boots to her knees and a coat past her rear end. But in between there isn’t much. That’s got to be cold. I’m sure it makes sense, somehow. But I’ll never understand how girls go about making clothing choices.
    This is how I would be dressed in the cold
    This is how I would be dressed in the cold

    4. She’s walking a pig. On ice. I know pigs are four wheel drive but that’s overrated. For most of my life, I’ve described my dancing as “a pig on ice.” There is a reason for this. My dancing is that bad, and so is a pig on ice. Couldn’t she at least put some booties on the pig. Some snow shoes? Maybe some chains or studs?

Obviously I’m kidding through this whole thing. I just couldn’t not share a picture of a lady walking a pig on a leash.

Store hours for New Years weekend

 

We will be working normal hours for this week. That means 2-6 Wednesday and Friday and 8-5 on Saturday. We are also well stocked on all our goodies, including wine if you should happen to need some for your New Years celebration.

Plus the girls will have chocolate chip cookies on Saturday. Get some before your New Years diet starts on the 1st!

Store hours over the holidays

We are starting to get requests for what our hours will be over the holidays.

We will be open normal hours this Friday, from 2-6pm. We should hopefully be receiving our latest load of beef back from the processor Friday morning so you’ll be getting calls about your special orders.

Saturday, we will be open from 8-noon. Because of Christmas, we are shutting down early so the family can spend time together. We also will not be conducting tours on Saturday all day.

New Years I’ll address next week.

Have a very merry Christmas everyone!

We have a new and greatly improved recipe section

Yesterday afternoon (and all night last night) I worked on installing a recipe program on our website. This new program allows us to enter our recipes in a format that makes them extremely usable . You can search by ingredient and adjust quantities on the fly for the number of people you are serving. You can also easily see the recipes on one page and have an idea of what you are getting into just from a quick look. When you look at the individual recipe, it has a print icon on the upper right so you can get a printable recipe to take into the kitchen making the transition from reading about it to actually cooking it very easy.

I’m about 10 hours into setting this thing up, so it’s functional but not all there yet. I now have to go back and copy all the old recipes across from the old format to the new format. Plus redo the pictures, etc. This will be a work in progress but over the next few days you should see recipes moving to the new format. In the mean time, we have the old format recipes located at the bottom of the recipe page so no matter what you are looking for, it’s still there.

Take a look at the new recipe page and let us know what you think. Do you like the new format? Is something broken or could it be set up differently. We value your feedback.

Speaking of feedback, there is a way for you to enter your own favorite recipes on our website via the same tool we use. Just click here, and you can enter your recipe for all of your fellow foodies to enjoy. We personally love trying recipes that you like so we’d love to hear how you are cooking our products.