Ninja Cow Farm LLC

Ok, this one isn’t as exciting to you as it is to us. But having this door here is a huge deal for us because we now have the freezer room connected to the store. That means when we have to bring stock in to refill the freezers, we bring it straight in and not have to walk all the way around the barn.

When you are moving a couple hundred pounds of meat from various freezers, being able to walk straight through is really nice. For you, when we disappear to go find that special cut, or your pre-order, it means we can pop out and right back. And not disappear for 10 minutes.

We are still slowly working on bringing the store together. I expect we’ll have some new products in by the end of this month. We are still making selections, deciding what we’ll carry, looking at new stuff. It’s all very fun and exciting.

Today Lucy will be in the store from 2-6pm. You can see her use the new door because we had a large order for about 100 lbs of meat this week and the beef freezer will need to be restocked while she is here.

One of the additions we made recently was adding in a backup refrigerator. This allows us to hold more milk on hand. That means we are fully stocked on pet milk so for those of you always looking for some, we have yours and everyone else’s currently available.

And of course, the girls will be in the store tomorrow from 8-5, with fresh cookies. Stop by and see them. The weather should return to gorgeous by tomorrow.

I didn’t know that was a thing. But since this link was too cool not to share, I’m not going to fact check it. Let’s just go with it.

See when pigs fly

Lucy is in the store today from 2-6pm and we have lots of pet milk in the fridge. Both cow and goat.

We also have our door to our back room almost done and almost all the freezers put together in the main part of the store. Over the next few weeks we’ll be working on selecting more product for the store, building shelves, bringing in stock, etc.

The construction debris has been removed and the lights are on. It’s official. We’ve expanded the store!

We aren’t quite done. We have all the interior fit out to do. Shelves, new product, new freezers and fridges, that kind of stuff. We also have a door to cut into our new freezer room. That will get done next week. But the big box that is the room is painted, lighted, and open! It’s an exciting day. And we did it on schedule!

As you come in the door this is your new view. The lighter colored concrete is the new area and the old rear wall used to stop right where the first post is. Now the big freezers have been pushed into the new area and against the wall, opening up the store to much more available room.

This is a little better view of the new area. Again the lighter colored concrete is the new section. You can see a cubby we made under the stairs. This is going to be the kids play area. Toys and whatnot will be kept there for young kids to be entertained while mom and/or dad shops. It’s small enough to be cool for kids but still big enough to play in. Kinda of a secret little toy cave. Score one for SWMBO for this idea. Now we need someone who can paint cool kid friendly farm murals on the walls in there so it really is fun. Know anybody?

This is the employee view from behind the counter. We may end up moving the counter to another part of the store. The entire thing is up for grabs. We don’t know exactly what we’ll be doing quite yet, as we need to bring in additional shelving, product, freezers, etc. All that has to fit, Tetris style, and that will drive what we end up doing. Everything is mobile and flexible so we will figure it out as we go. Expect some rearranging from time to time.

Where the window unit A/C is in the picture above is where the new door is going to go. That will open up to the freezer/storage room. That’s where we will keep all of our safety stock so we are less apt to run out of product. Just like a grocery store. It also will allow us to store more pet milk so we can meet that demand better. Now we are constrained by storage, not production. But Monday we have a new freezer arriving and I hope I’m picking up another one on Tuesday if it’s still available. Then we’ll really have some room to store/display goodies and keep it on the shelves for you.

The vertical posts in the picture can be a blessing or a curse. They are required for structure (my office is located above) so they are non-negotiable from an engineering standpoint. However I think they are cool. Whenever we do anything to the store, I always try to balance the clean new look of our construction with retaining some of the look of it being a barn. We accomplish this by our rustic wooden counter and our unfinished concrete floors balanced by finished and painted drywall walls and ceilings. I’ve often thought we are a bit too much towards the clean side with all the white. I think the posts bring the look back home. Plus we’ll be able to use them to hang goodies for sale, signage, etc. Give us a year and you’ll barely see them behind all the stuff hanging off of them.

We aren’t 100% there yet, but we are excited to have the new section open. We are also excited for you to come out on this gloriously beautiful day and see what we’ve done and are doing. I’ll be around most of the day and would love your feedback when you stop by. The girls will be here 8-5.

When I sat down this morning to work on the website, I had a little flashback thingy on my picture storage. I’m sitting here in shorts and flip-flops, already tan, ready to start a day where it is going to be sunny and nearly 80 degrees.

Above is what we had, this day, in 2015. Yikes!!

Today we are open from 8-5. We still have room for additional tours today and of course room for plenty of people to stop by anytime and shop. We’ll have chocolate chip cookies, happy kids, plenty of sunshine, and animals begging for bananas today. Stop by and see the store expansion and get some goodies for dinner. And enjoy that the only thing cold is the meat.

This is my kind of winter. Not that white stuff above!

So it must be time for a visit to the farm.

Today’s schedule is pretty busy with tours. There is one slot open at 1pm and we are booked solid the rest of the day. Those are my tours.

Spork has a series of tours through midday tomorrow but still good availability in the morning and in the afternoon. It is a great day to come out and get some sunshine, see some critters, and pick up some goodies.

Speaking of goodies, we just received in a fresh cow this week from the processor. So steaks are fully stocked, as well as hamburger, stew meat, soup bones, etc, etc. It’s all here.

We also have a special in with this last cow. T-bone steaks are in stock this time. At least as long as they last. We get the request routinely for t-bones. Get them while they are hot, er, frozen.

For those of you who don’t need a tour, we are open normal hours today 2-6pm. And tomorrow 8-5pm. Just stop on in and see what we have going on. Hint hint, the store expansion is nearly done!! There will be pics coming soon of that. Or you can come see for yourself.

As I finish this quick post, I note that there is no picture. Studies say that a post with a picture gets clicked on and read more than a non-picture post. But I don’t really have an appropriate picture for this post. Hmm. I do have a totally inappropriate picture for this post though.

So it seems that on occasion the co-op where my kids go to school on Fridays has a dress up day. I guess for fun, or maybe to support what they are learning about. Dunno. What I do know if SWMBO took this picture yesterday and it is too good not to put somewhere. Apparently today is dress like a hippie day. I’m unable to discern who has my favorite outfit. They are all stunningly good. I think this picture is going to be a keeper!

So here you go. One click bait picture for your viewing pleasure. Now stop laughing and come buy some meat. I need room in the freezers so we can move into the new store!

Darling Wifey sent me the link to this article. It’s about how a massive spill of Skittles blocked the road in Wisconsin.

Yeah, these things.

But Skittles spread across the road, while this kind of sad.

Isn’t actually the story. The story is that the truck load of Skittles was on the way to a farm in Wisconsin where they were to be fed to cows. Yep, cows.

Quoted in the article, “(It) is a very good way for producers to reduce feed cost, and to provide less expensive food for consumers,” said Ki Fanning, a livestock nutritionist with Great Plains Livestock Consulting, told CNNMoney at the time.

Because when I think of getting my full daily dose of nutrition, I most certainly think of Skittles as a leading source. Unless I need a bit more protein, then I tend to favorFor a healthy alternative.

“Absolutely gross!” wrote one commenter. “Why are we ok with feeding cows Skittles to fatten them up. Know where your meat comes from people. I hope you’re all learned something from this.”

That’s a bit more to my feelings. What the industry representative should have said is that candy can be used to give animals cheap calories, not nutrition. They noted that corn had shot up in price and people had to do something to raise meat. So let’s think this through.

Cows eat grass. It grows from water, sunshine, and CO2. But, cows can also eat corn.

Corn grows from water, sunshine, CO2, and in our US system, petroleum based fertilizers. But corn is important to America. So we take federal tax dollars (taken from our wallets), and we subsidize corn production to an artificially low end user cost. The farmer makes money (we hope), the customer gets cheap products, and all it took was a measly few billion dollars from the treasury. Win-win, right? But then corn prices “shot up” to levels that meat farmers couldn’t stand. So they turned to Skittles and their kin.

So what is in Skittles?

Skittles’ ingredients are: Sugar, corn syrup, hydrogenated palm kernel oil, apple juice from concentrate, less than 2% – citric acid, dextrin, modified corn starch, natural and artificial flavors, coloring (includes yellow 6 lake, red 40 lake, yellow 5 lake, blue 2 lake, yellow 5, red 40, yellow 6, blue 1 lake, blue 1)

Ingredients rank from most to least, if you didn’t already know that. So sugar is the number 1 ingredient, no surprise. It is candy. The sugar is most likely from sugar beets, btw. Not cane sugar. Then corn syrup is closely behind as number 2. Then we see corn starch as another product later. I’m not even going to get into the “corn is in everything” diatribe about the rest. Let’s just go with Skittles have corn in them.

So to combat corn prices rising to new highs, while still be artificially low (remember it’s subsidized), we change the feed from corn to candy, which has corn in it, plus all the other things that make up candy. The cow gets fat, and meat stays cheap. And the farmer is driving to another place to pick up the candy, burning more fuel, and more time. Sounds efficient.

Do you think diet affects the animal’s body chemistry? The meat quality? The way it tastes? The way it looks? Do you think a diet of high fat, high calorie food makes for healthy or unhealthy fats in the cow? What would it do to your body if you ate Twinkies for breakfast, lunch and dinner?

Do you think we’ll ever figure out that God already provided us with grass, water, sunshine, and CO2?

I like Skittles as much as the next guy. I had some yesterday when I was at the bank (Thanks Elaine!) But I KNOW what my health would be like it if was my diet and not a snack. Eating a cow, that ate a bad diet, is the same as eating it yourself. No wonder these studies come out that say beef is bad for you. Whose beef? What kind of beef? That part is never said.

Enough about that. I have a check to deposit. And they have Skittles.